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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely
upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed
with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability
to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to
get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing
his laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and
asked, "What the
heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in
amazement, replied:
"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween!!!

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likin that one