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The new supermarket near my house has an
automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear
the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon
and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a
gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

.....nope....that sick smellin' strawberry or evergreen crap.....

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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

EWWWWWWWW!! -TR

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Rome fell because it had a Senate-what will become of us with both a Senate and a House-Will Rogers

ooooooooohhhhh , eeeeewewwwe

[quote="Herr Mario"].....nope....that sick smellin' strawberry or evergreen crap..... [/quote

One of my aunts bought one of those TP roll holder things that had the scented core inside. She put it in the bath room and the first time my uncle went in there he said "What is in that bath room? It smells like somebody s**t a pine tree in there!"

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OPossumTX

"OH BOTHER!" Exclaimed Pooh as he hurriedly worked the bolt to chamber another round.

"Yes, this is certainly a failure to stop situation." Piglet commented nervously.