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Dump the male flight attendants.
No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight> attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't
even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in this
country would star t flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
tips,
including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would
see record revenues This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. >
Why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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bills big idea , could be a movie - right up there with the one peewee made