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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he
heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a
helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a
'Save the Trees' shirt.

The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go
Sarah ' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right
into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the
bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I
have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes
that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
know squat about bear hunting.... By the way, is the bait still alive or do
we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"

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California would be closer! SAme scenario works when trolling for alligators. SW

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