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The Journey of Man

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often
as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Remember the Alamo but Never Forget Waco .
For those who have fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.
"IN GOD WE TRUST"

.....but by now they may be "belt level..."



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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

hmmmmmm , you just told the story of my life , the names and dates were changed to protect the innocent of course [if there really was any] but i recognize it - twice - and , aw never mind