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 Post subject: birch or beech?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:24 pm 
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

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 Post subject: Re: birch or beech?
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ok - i gotta send that to my tree huggin buddies and northwoods writin friends fer sure
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