An Arizona man that wanted to join the Maricopa County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.
The sergeant doing the interview said , "Your qualifications look extremely good, but there's an Attitude, Stability and Suitability Test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he said to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six progressive- liberals and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the sergeant, "When can you start?"
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