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Author: | Gupta [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:16 pm ] |
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Greetings from beautiful India, Friends! In my lengthy absense I have been quite busy. I have tried to become close to beautiful, intelligent and wealthy women such as the virtual goddess shown here: zGupta2.jpg [ 156.95 KiB | Viewed 14258 times ] Vishnu be praised, is she not the very definition of beauty? I rented a new suit and after making myself as presentable as possible, I tried to gain an introduction. Alas, it did not happen. The young woman is very, very wealthy and to be near her requires very much money to join the affluent clubs to which her father is a member. It would also become necessary to appear at social events there in a rented Bentley or Rolls Royce at the very least. I have been told with assurance the young woman would think very favorably of me if I was to appear in a Maybach or Buggati. Now I find myself in need of Rupees again. My medical practice supports my needs fairly well but little is left over for my savings account. I assure you I am a frugal person, Friends! But I must at least meet the woman so I have contrived a scheme to generate extra income after my medical working hours. I trust you not to let anyone know I appear in disguise for this endeavor. It would not do for "certain parties" to learn I stoop to such menial labor to inprove myself. zGupta7.jpg [ 105.99 KiB | Viewed 14258 times ] It took some time for me to learn the art of eyebrow threading, but it earns me more Rupees than any other service else I offer. In fact, this business has made me very much more money than my medical practice! Wish me luck, Friends! I think I shall have enough saved in three of months to successfully make my way into a club where I might find the young lady. I shall also strive to be kicked no more in certain portions of my anatomy. I must comment on an American custom that is steadily gaining acceptance in beautiful India: the "Dance of Sadie Hawkins". The rules are the same in India as America, I believe. On a specified day, single women, spinsters and other unattached females may pursue a single male. Once caught and brought to the location of the dance ( often by brutally physical and crafty means) the male is required to remain in the company of said female. I believe a forced marriage is most often the intent. Friends, you may think ill of me, but I feel this is an immoral practice and should be outlawed at once! Such a day has been scheduled in my vicinity. However, I have the ring of a former girl with whom I wished to become engaged. All was going well until her wicked and greedy aunties persuaded her to accept the attentions of a much more wealthy person who happened to be a grocer. I hope they bankrupted him with their incessant eating and snacking! But I did keep the ring which I now use as a talisman to keep unwanted female kidnappers from me. My elder uncle Fahresh hasn't such a ruse. He is quite single, and three uncouth aunties have stated their intent to get him into the dance by any means necessary. Uncle Fahresh wants nothing of the sort. The women want only a soource of food and money to squander in the markets. He has been training and for his age is quite fast on his feet. He is shown here practicing his get-away. I intend to aid him in any possible way if only by shouting words of encouragement. "Run, Fahresh, run!" zGupta6.jpg [ 45 KiB | Viewed 14256 times ] I must away to work now Friends. I hope to have a foto very soon of myself and the beauty. Your Friend, Dr Gupta, OB-GYN and eyebrow threader |
Author: | NebrHogger [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:47 pm ] |
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Eyebrow threading? I had to look it up. And people pay to have this done? SW |
Author: | Herr Mario [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:11 pm ] |
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....its the "baby hair shaving" that had me scratchin my eyebrows..... |
Author: | tenboremag [ Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:47 pm ] |
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Thank goodness! I had visions of a needle about the size used to sew up hop bales and hemp thread! |
Author: | A square 10 [ Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:18 pm ] |
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i been really trying hard not to get any word pictures in my head .....but i may have to quit visiting this thread as they seem to stick like the little jingles that good adverts have .....repaling and replaying over and over and over |
Author: | A square 10 [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:48 pm ] |
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looks delightful - lucky you , |
Author: | A square 10 [ Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:08 pm ] |
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im back to the first photo - she is gorgeous , i can do without thinking on the others thank you , |
Author: | gandog56 [ Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:47 pm ] |
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(In my best fake Indian accent) I am standing here beside myself. My goodness gracious me! |
Author: | Herr Mario [ Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:46 pm ] |
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.....I am sooooo tempted to put up a Ravi Shankar link... |
Author: | A square 10 [ Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:06 pm ] |
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i can hear that in my head ..............now i want to unhear it please |
Author: | NebrHogger [ Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:26 am ] |
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Author: | A square 10 [ Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:08 pm ] |
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ya hey - he had so much and lost it all , how can you be so callous as to plant the seed of those versus in my mind - er his mind , i think its time to look back to our old west and the sentiments of our country roots .....lets see , how does that go ? ....if you want to be happy for the rest of your life - marry an ugly woman |
Author: | NebrHogger [ Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:26 pm ] |
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Ugly... maybe... just not one from the Women's Prison, Reformatory & Hospital. Those boils might be catching!!! SW |
Author: | Herr Mario [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:21 pm ] |
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.....perhaps we should give Gupta a new nick-name......... how 'bout "Sir Lance-a-lot"...... |
Author: | NebrHogger [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:46 pm ] |
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Yeah... it boils down to something like that. SW |
Author: | A square 10 [ Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:38 pm ] |
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i got nothun .............. |
Author: | lyman1903 [ Mon Nov 21, 2022 8:17 pm ] |
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Hello and welcome back |
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