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"I think a very experienced pilot could do it briefly... as hard as it might be on the machine. SW"

OK - im thinking as a passenger here - unless we are being shot at or going down with mechanical failure - i will pass on that ride , my very limited experience says we are not having a good time there

Haven't done it in a rotary wing, but I've been on a C-123 coming into Dong Ha like a dive bomber. (there was a pressing reason to do it like that) Not as much fun as it sounds. SW

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Eating fried chicken while playing video games... when you leave the room, it's prudent to take the controller with you.

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Big dog with a machete - doesn't look good for getting in here.

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French fry pizza with extra cheese - add a very cold bottle o' root beer and you're in biz!

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No matter your age full auto is a hoot!

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Looks like they're having a BBQ on the UFO tonight.

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"No, I'm really not all sad - I get more treats and attention if I look this way."

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Meanwhile, in Ethiopia...

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Navigator for a navigator

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You need to be 7' tall to ride this bike.

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Texting and driving never ends well.

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Squill with a drinking problem

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Making a test run before strapping on a jet pack.

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"No, Mustafa - it's *supposed* to make that loud noise!"

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They was about less than a hen's tooth away from civil war in Ethiopia last week...

We have a couple of guys from there at work, and there were some scary moments for them when it came to folks still "Back Home"- basically wondering when the shooting was gonna stop...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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That part of Africa - Ethiopia, Somalia, Sudan, Libya, ect. has been war central since the dawn of time. The bad part is... if you win the war, what do you have? Not much from where I'm sitting. SW

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"Hey, baby brother! Look up! There's a wonderful thing right above you!"

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Fake tear jewelry??? I see problems developing with that.

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"Don't play dice with the squills - they're all cheaters!"

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Travel tip: always buy the best quality luggage you can afford.

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"If you wouldn't follow so close, you wouldn't have to cram on the brakes like that!!"

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Falling asleep at a party with your so-called pals never ends well.

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Teasing squills - they only put up with so much foolishness.

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Scarecrow that would also work for scaring little kids.

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Field expedient movie screen. The trick is getting it to stand still.

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Sardine and banana pizza with egg??? You bet! Deal me in for a couple slices of that!!

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Redneck yacht.

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"Danger zone"

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"Trojan R2D2"

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i like that trojan R2D2 thingy

Flying snakes? Great - that's just what we need!

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"Tourist girl? No - haven't seen her."

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Sea turt with a navigator that's asking directions of a diver.

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"Hey! Wake up and check out the breakfast I brought you!"

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I don't know if this is true or not... and I don't even want to think about it!

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i suspect that is true , im not happy about it but , i think it is true - hope it was nutritious but then its only protein recycled isn't it ?

Ape hangers and wide whites - looks like a Segway gang.

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Incontinent turtle teabag holder.

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"Dammit! I was all ready for beef-a-ronis!"

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"Arrrr! Better batten down the hatches, matey - there be trouble ahead!"

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Vespa scooter gangs - the scourge of Indonesia.

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Vodka and supersonic do not mix well.

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It's been a drought for amusing or interesting pics for a few days, but there were finally some this morning. SW

This could be handy for safely motoring through school zones.

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I think/hope this is a belt.

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"Neon" light blub.

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Regular cattle just don't get into this kind of racing like water buffalo do.

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Time to toss these in the washer? Nah. They're good for a couple more days.

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"Ramming speed, Mr. Chekov - engage."

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Must have been pretty close to warp on that last pic. Didn't often see a loaded one ton turned turtle like that, especially by a 1/2 ton. He was doing a good clip for sure...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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id like to see that young lady that wears that "belt" , wonder is she needs suspenders ? just askin ,

I think the owner of that belt must have waded waist deep into the water only to find it was filled with piranha and had to vacate the water at light speed.

I'd be getting out of there, girls - gators have no qualms at all about eating retarded people.

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Amish RV

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Going to impress people at the pool with your gymnastic prowess? Practice first.

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That's how your grandmother makes sushi?

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"Dear, I seem to have dropped your iPhone."

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"I'll watch for trouble - just be sure mine's extra rare."

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Contrary to what you're told in training, plastic camo has its place.

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While visiting relatives, kindly Uncle A. discovered Donkey Kong is a hoot.

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Don't fall for those ads - the battery wabbit needs occasional recharging.

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Yeah, it's a fail, but it won't last too long.

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"Me after only 2 drinks."

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Going for a ride? Be sure to have the cinch really tight.

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"Father of the year"

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Chunky clam chowder popsicle? It would be a good treat for your pet walrus but that's about it.

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Harley? No - I think it's an Indian.

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For rent: upstairs apartment with private entrance. No smokers, pets or wheelchairs.

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The moment you discover soap doesn't taste nearly as good as it looks.

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When getting away from people, don't get away so far the tow truck can't find you.

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The object here is to not annoy the bull so much it kicks a mud hole in your butt & stomps it dry.

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"There's a gopher down this hole, and I'm not coming up till I catch it!"

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"Son, did you jiggle the handle after you flushed the terlet?"

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Fruit cake! Now that's a good idea!

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