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"Try bailing water faster - that might help!"

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The way people drive there, Russian buses need torpedoes.

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Bert & Ernie at the Muppet retirement home.

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"That's a shame - 75 years from now, people will pay crazy money for cars like this."

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Dress like this on Elvis Day at the drive in & you'll get a free nanner & peanut butter sammich.

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"Nice try, sister, but you got the trigger in backwards. Take it apart & start over."

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Russian schools are serious about education - very serious!

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This is a library

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Tour de Emergency Room - 1st leg.

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Bonding with dolphins... "Psssst! Meester! That ain't a dolphin!"

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"Cheater" (I've seen this done in Europe, and it's fairly common)

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"... so she says, 'no - but I've always wanted to'!"

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Easy (chair) Rider

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"She goes nutso for spaghetti, but it's such a pain to clean her up afterward, she doesn't get it very often."

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Pro tip: before showing off with a rattlesnake, leave it in the fridge for a couple hours.

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Indonesian school bus. "Hang on tight, kids!"

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think id walk to school

Turts never get tired of the story about how that arrogant wabbit lost the race.

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Cannons with a smoking fuse - don't run in front of them!

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"I wish thoughtless people wouldn't spit their gum out where others walk!"

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"You don't need to be so careful pouring - suds are the best part!"

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"Yeah? Well, if it cost that much, you shouldn't have left it laying around on the floor."

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"Smells like it would taste all right, but how to get the wrapper off?"

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We Walk Dogs, LLC also walks water buffalo.

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It's always well to do the math and compute your trajectory.

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"Get away from those walnuts, or I'll kick your butt into the next area code!!"

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Turts like a bath once in a while.

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Czech road races - the excitement never stops!

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"I will givez you SUCH a karate chop! hi-YAH!!"

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Canadian squills say, "Got any salted peanuts to go with this?"

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Steampunk scooter

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"Well, if you'd get up and be ready for the school bus on time, we wouldn't have to take this shortcut. Now shut up and sit still!"

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"Okay! I think we have all the firewood we need- we'll pass the hat for condiments and the BBQ is ON!!"

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Parenting - you're doing it wrong.

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St. Bernard rescue turt with small keg o' brandy.

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About time to mow the pickup again.

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"Ninja turts in the beginning"

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The reward for a hard day of noodling - catfish & noodles for supper!

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"Yeah, I look funny, but I can hear a mosquito blow butt 2 blocks away."

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"I won a free balloon ride? Thanks, but I'll pass."

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Energetic pranksters do this instead of ding dong ditching people.

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Fred Flintstone's cave man army knife

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love freds swiss army knife and me and that squirel got canadian beer in common - aint sharin till im done though

Fast food - African style

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When Amish go bad and start a gang...

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Overweight on axle

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When sleeping outdoors, it's well to keep your ears off the ground.

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Lowriders - there's a point of diminishing returns

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"Giving the fly a chance"

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NO chance for flys - we are just into the season , kill the bastads

as to the low rider - i never got that ??? grew up in the era of jacked up vehicles myself [not sure i got that either really] i like a comfortable ride - no hard bounce or sparks preferred

Message in a bottle... a very long message.

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"Oh, great - Dad's too cheap to spring for a real haircut so I get bozo bangs"

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Time for a different spare tire cover.

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'Shoplifting for Dummies' - better read it again, fool. And take notes!

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"No, I'm not in the army - it just reminds me of Mom"

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Trucking in Pakistan - more bling on your truck is better.

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When it was discovered the family parrot trashed a big cookie just to get the walnuts and chocolate chips, it was bird cage time for a couple months.

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"Having a bad day"

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The secret guest bedroom people you don't like will never see.

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Her partner has his game face on for the shift.

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Some kid is pulling a scam that he's blind? No, it's legit - he has one of the new Samsung Braille cell phones.

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Czech road rallies - "we don' need no steenkin' seat belts! Or roll cages!"

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I'm pretty sure this pic is from Pasadena.

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"Hey, hawk! I pooped in your nest! NEENER!!"

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"Not a bum - he's a freelancer." (no, it's a bum - part of the huge homeless problem in California))

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"If you want us to pull the sled faster, don't put green stuff in our food!"

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All terrain Bentley

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"What can it be?" It's how farmers can take a nice break without leaving the field.

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"Man, Dad's gonna wig out when I tell him I forgot to pick up stuff from the dry cleaner before this happened!"

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Just dying for a smoke.

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a cup o' pistachios today!"

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"Some camper threw out an entire barely scorched ear of corn! W00t!!"

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"Think it's funny? Well, you won't be giggling like that when you find the smelly surprise I left in your shoe!"

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"Do I like sushi? Is a 4 pound robin fat?"

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Can turts have mental issues? You better believe it!

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Pro tip for moving - buy lots and lots of duct tape.

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Steampunk hammer head shark.

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i like the hidden room , not looking for a safe place really - just one no one can find .............

Cats like birthday surprises

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"Yeah, I was a baaaaad boy!"

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Another cow photobomb

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Hillary's re-election team leadership

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"That's only 5 seconds, so try to stick the landing."

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"White sharks from underneath"

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"See the part where it says we like peanut butter? It's true! Got any?"

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"I don't want to work; I just want to bang on the drums all day..."

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"There's no toy in this box of cereal, either!"

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"Hey, pal - got any tartar sauce or ground hot pepper?"

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"Shoop do waaaaa!" (seals like doo wop music)

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Bacon cakes? You bet! I'll take a generous portion of those!

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"It's about dinner time - seen any jellyfish nearby?"

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You should probably have kids you don't like test this "heated pool" before yours jump in.

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"Hey! This is private!" (a bear doing what bears do in the woods)

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Yak photobomb.

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"What do you think, bird - do my tonsils need to be removed?"

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"Now if I could just remember what I did with the channel changer..."

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