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Suspenders and a Bigfoot belt. I to suffer from the affliction of loss of ass.

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"Like a tank with it's tracks blown off, my turret still swivels and my cannon fires, so whenever the fight kicks off, I'll likely live or die right there, where the fight begins and ends"
John Connor

Extreme redneck bass boat

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"I iz getting too old for this Friday night party foolishness."

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Watermelon cappuccino? Sure - works for me.

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"Thousand miler" sandals. Impossible to wear them out.

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Jabba the cup cake

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Found a killer bleak Friday sale - time to whack the pig!

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when i think of "the pig" i think RED , old man my A$$

Deer hunting - keep your head in the game.

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"You said we get to go? So go, already!!"

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Sneaking up on the bird feeder. (This must be a hot weather pic - caption sez, "Yesterday it was cool.")

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Czech road rallies - everybody helps

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The moment you recall the jumpmaster asking if all buckles were snapped tight.

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Okay, horse - time to trim those whiskers!

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How many students can fit on top of an Indonesian bus? Not this many!

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Cake tenderloins

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Sound advice!

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Belgian cartoon "The cat? I have no idea where the cat is."

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Not all mud puppies are salamanders

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Some people hate it when stuff falls out of their sammich

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Yep - police horses like donuts, too.

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"Well, if you wouldn't crank the heat up to 70 degrees, I wouldn't have to do this!"

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"I haz you in the dreaded ear lock - givez up!"

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Beverly Hills turt

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i remember that turt - but mostly i remember ellie may ,

Yes, they're cute, but at meal time, you'd be scooping bear food like a stoker on a steam ship. (Also scooping second hand bear food out in the back yard)

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"I use leave-in conditioner so if I get wet, my hair just won't look right."

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Putting the right number of candles on the cake - not always a good idea.

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Amish? No - Cossacks.

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"Hey! We called dibs on ALL the leftovers!"

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Had so much fun getting to go, he got all pooped out.

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Another pic from the book of really bad ideas - wearing high heels at a construction site.

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Public Service Announcement - ear mite medicine doesn't work on ear monks.

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Foxes love trampolines and can really bust a move.

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This isn't a photobomb - the cat's a creeper.

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When you can get beef cut & wrapped for 4 cents, you get creative on transportation before the deal expires.

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"If I don't dry off well after a bath, I get all frizzy."

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Spray tan - never buy the cheapest brand!

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"Diets stink!!"

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Going to a costume party as a pirate but can't find a parrot? I don't think this is a viable work around.

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The moment you realize it's called 'running of the idiots' for a reason.

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The Griswold family Christmas tree

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And if you're really scared to drive in Russia, you can also get Russian Orthodox religious bobble heads for your dash.

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Picked the wrong disguise to get wildlife pics!

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"It's getting kinda cold for ticks, but go ahead and look if you like."

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I sure hope he's not allergic to cat fur!

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Trying to give up pop but can't quite quit? There's a new size pop can to help with that.

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Little known fact - alligators despise crocodiles

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This shark's needs are special

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She shouldn't be grinning - a case of ear monks is serious business!

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I always hate it when that happens.

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I know what you're getting from Santa.

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Always drive safely - even in an airplane

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Kind of a drought for amusing pics right now, but I found a couple. SW

Plastic hard hats don't keep your ears warm worth a darn.

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Rather than a web for catching bugs, this spidey made a trampoline.

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A little Fiat going 130??? If I hadn't seen the pic, I'd never believe it.

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"Oh, lighten up. I don't smell as bad as you think!"

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It's gonna be a real challenge for this guy to stop!

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I have a strong suspicion that that helmet is going to be needed real soon.

This is why people can't all sit on one side of the plane.

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Creeper snowman

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Before and after a serious sugar buzz.

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You've seen the horrendous Russian wreck vids - this is part of the back story. The other part rhymes with vodka.

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These pics from altitude still creep me out

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Breakfast treat - caviar and sour cream on crepes.

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The amusing pic drought continues. On 4 sites this was all I found. SW

Watch those tight turns! Especially in Europe where streets are narrow.

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Portable restaurant - Asian style. You're pretty much on your own for seating though.

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"Ninja carp" (more obscure Russky humor)

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"Oh, bother!" (made this one myself for the grand kiddies)

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eor is about to have a worse day than he could have anticipated in his pathetic mind ,

Don't crash into mooses - they crash back!

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"You can't go out to play until you brush yourself off!"

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"YUCK! Fish breath!!"

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Almost looks realistic

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"Nope - no tobacco. I put crushed bacon in it."

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Chewey spends a ton of money on hair care products

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Texting while shipping - don't do it!

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I've no musical ability, but I could play a tune on this!

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She doesn't nag as much after she's had coffee

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When you wish you hadn't been so lazy and skipped going to the store the day before

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"I don't know what that dead thing on the beach was, but it stunk so bad, I couldn't roll on it very long!"

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"Stoopid bee! Quit trying to fly up my nose!"

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That Tommy gun pic almost made me cry I want one so bad.

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- Patrick Henry

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