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im looking at that cow on the bike and forgot what i wanted to say an earlier funny , cant stop laughing

It's a Cow-a-saki. Sw

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When you buy expensive running tennies but can't work up the ambition to actually run.

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How to babysit a bunch of little bears - hypnotize them to believe they're squills.

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Sign sez, "Going home - 60km per hour
"Going to the morgue - 160 km per hour"

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Making it easier for the horse

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"Noooooo! Grey whiskers and I'm only 3!!"

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"Aha! They left the peanut butter out again!"

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"Oh, sure... make a mess on the carpet ONE time..."

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"Don't forget - I like horseradish sauce on my mice."

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Those zebras were REALLY thirsty!

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Fixing breakfast for guys making the world's biggest peanut butter cup.

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Auto art

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The bottom hood ornament isn't as stylish, but it will guard your ride when you're away

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This guy must be allergic to honey... or something

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Fishing near the nuke reactor - not a good idea

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Playing poker with trash pandas - you KNOW they're gonna cheat.

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"If somebody doesn't bring a nice cake this time, I'll never have another fish fry!"

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"Nope - I'm not a scared squill - I'm a lemur!"

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"When you go to the store, don't buy cheap conditioner again - I can't do a thing with my hair!"

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They don't get it very often, but chickens go bonkers for pizza.

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Car cake

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"I am NOT a dirty rat! I want a lawyer!"

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Wonder if Lada's are still being made....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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Yes, and the current models look pretty much like those from 20 years ago. SW


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They are a lot stouter than your average car! You don't see people hauling livestock in a Nissan, Prius or Ford focus!

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Somebody went kinda overboard with veggies here

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"There! Now we can hit the road!"

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"Find your own place for a nap - this is MY spot!"

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When decking out your "jingle truck" more bling is better.

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"Got any bacon leftover again?"

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Attack of the zombie trash pandas

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"What are you doing up so early?"

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"Ha! Got it before those stoopid trash pandas did!"

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"They took their cake back inside, but I can still lick frosting from the knife."

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Sharpies - fashion statement for modern girls

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Bread & butter sammich butter overload

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"I want back outside to bumble!"

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Turt with a hitchhiker

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"Since you're always bragging about grabbing 3 minnows with every dive, how about sharing a few?"

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Foxes like a massage, too

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Monks got no respect for officers. Sw

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Helping clean up the crash

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From 0 to 60 in... well, not very long!

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"Don't yell at me - I haven't seen your steaks!"

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Bed hogs

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Cats - always starting trouble

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just goes to show cows like that fresh air and wind in their hair just as much as dogs ...............wonder if it will hold it till they get there ??????????

Dressed for dinner

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I can't decide which is stupider - using this "hammer" or welding it in the first place.

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"Mom must have known a penguin"

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Right of way - you either have it or you don't.

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"Oops!"

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"Catch anything you plan to throw back?"

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"I bet you didn't know birds secretly like a nice pork roast - you should put one in here."

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Kalashnikov - takes a lickin' & keeps on tickin' (this was actually in use by a rebel in Mozambique)

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"You... you... you are buying me these, yes?"

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Looks like somebody was nosing through the trash & found the soup with too much scorpion pepper in it.

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Be careful when speeding - not all traffic cones are plastic!

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A decent seafood spread

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Old school toaster. Scrape off black stuff until your toast is the color you like.
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That took practice!

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Equestrian face plant

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You thought ants can ruin a picnic?

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"Sure, little trash panda buddy! I'll lift you in here so you can look for snacks!"

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"This is syrup and NOT hand sanitizer! Thank you."

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"Stalin and Voroshilov trolling liberals on twitter."

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New upper body workout machine

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"I don't mind Goldilocks helping herself to the porridge, but she doesn't have to trash the place!"

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"I'll be glad when the barbershop opens again - my flat top isn't flat anymore."

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"Corona virus?"
"Yep - 100%"

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Taking a cruise - what could go wrong?

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When you accidentally leave a shop rag in the crank case.

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The bad part of being a storm chaser is when you actually catch a storm.

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Really effective turt camouflage

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"Time to mow again already - lawn service guy put on too much fertilizer."

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"If we do this during the day, we get all the good stuff before those trash pandas come out."

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"American mouse trap patent from 1882."

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