Yesterday's Weapons Forums

It would be interesting to see how well it floats.

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"The great object is, that every man be armed."
- Patrick Henry

"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the people's liberty teeth ...... firearms everywhere restrains evil interference. When firearms go, all goes..."
GEORGE WASHINGTON

"You want me in your selfie, you gotta pay!"

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Suicide by seagull

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Be careful - they're smart enough to use an opener

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You spend a buck fiddy for a pair of flip flops, you want to get your money's worth

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"YUCK!!"

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No parking - it's a dedicated nap zone

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a sardine today!"

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"Hi, Mom!"

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"No - we're not trying to steal bikes; we just like to ring the bells."

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This looks very familiar - wifey will yakkety-smacketty with her sister like this for HOURS. (this isn't actually her )

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"Day six and they still haven't noticed..."

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"Road trip snacks? Sure! Pass me back some zebra cakes!"

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Looks like Cousin Eddy's RV is full!

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"Since I'm guarding, I get one just for me, right?"

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These would be big sellers in several countries

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Prank time!

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Long distance - the next best thing to being there.

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Been raining a lot & the yard looks like a jungle? You need this mower!

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Bacon scent candles? Heck, yes!

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Kermit goes to biology class

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"Sonya, open up! There's a big spider out here!" (life in Oz)

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Chocolates for men (really!)

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Tired of coworkers asking you to bring cakes for meetings? There's a cure for that!

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Bananas and sardines are part of a nutritious breakfast... Well, maybe if you're a seal.

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Thanks to social media, there's just no keeping your best fishing spot a secret.

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"No, really, Dog - I caught a mouse THIS big! But somehow it got away."

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In Dagestan people pay big money to get their show goats all styled up like this.

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Snake cake.

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Seals really like a nice bubble bath.

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"Super size can o' cat food please."

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Old Essex found in a barn.

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"I hope you're not in a hurry - you've got a LOT of ticks!"

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"Hmmm... my decoy doesn't seem to be working very well..."

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"Yeah, rabbit. I'm a rabbit."

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"Safety is my middle name."

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Breakfast of champions...

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…But I'll be going with a nice tomato omelet.

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Really, really hot sauce - not a good idea.

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"I was chasing dust bunnies under the couch."

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All the openings for garden gnome were taken...

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Put Nancy Pelosi's face on that and you could scare crows so bad they'd turn WHITE!

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Baboon photobomb

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Top Girl Scout cookie seller in Taiwan

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Picasso salad

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They live!!

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New plan to keep bums from sleeping on park benches

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Fake eyelash? No - parakeet mohawk.

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Organization is nothing more than getting your ducks in a row

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Getting ready for bridge inspection

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Got this one privately from someone who lurks in every day. SW


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When geezers go bad... they mostly just sit around and throw gang signs at each other.

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While everyone's mugging for the camera, the cat's taking care of biz!

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Another diet fail

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Old school coffee maker. This kind will get explodey on you if you don't read the instructions carefully!

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Cattle haulers in Oz take roundup help with them.

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Certain brands of makeup contain fish oil

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"Hee, hee hee! I am SO going to scare him!"

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"The kids will never find my stash here!" (yes, they will!)

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What's wrong with this picture? (hint - not enough lug bolts)

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"I see you has leftover fried chicken. I just so happen to also like leftover fried chicken!"

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Down at the Hi Dee Ho Beauty Salon hoping for a nice pastel shade of blue.

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"This cabbie is scamming me! We've been by that bank THREE TIMES!"

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Instagram fail

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A tip from wildlife photography pros: Long lenses are a good thing to have!

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dont feed the animals , dont taunt the animals - what part of "animals" dont you get ?

"Don't rat me out, Dog - 'k?"

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Men's bouquet

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"Don't be sad, Mom - you don't look a day over 125." (big turt is actually 140 years old - little turt is 5)

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Corvette pickup

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"In Dagestan even the dogs are ugly!" (Russky caption)

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Toss a coin in the pool & make a wish. Also make a turt rich.

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Lazy a$$

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Sand castles at the beach are SO 1980!

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"Did that fix it?"
"Smack it again." (Russky master mechanics)

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Eastern Europe air freshener

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Custom Rolls

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"...Lazy a$$...."

thinkin he has an itchy butt

"I like ducks better when they're Peeps."

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"Well, darn it - no corn casserole today."

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Meanwhile - in Australia...

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Not a big deal - you wouldn't have believed it anyway.

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