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Catchy tune!

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It's not the fall that kills you - it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

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Ironically, cars didn't go fast enough back then to benefit from streamlining like this.

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"It's right behind me, isn't it?"

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Occasionally I'm just not able to imagine a caption for a scene... this pic from beautiful downtown Bucharest is one of them. I'm speechless.

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"It's not a hog, but I can still terrorize cats with it!"

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"Six - seven - eleventy three - ready or not, here I come!"

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Only 148 years old!

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A proper breakfast sammich

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Bad-a$$ biker squill

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A Ramen noodle tree

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He's on squill patrol so being up there is okay

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Slowing for beavers is required in Canada

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First ever drive through bank. (it was the bank that drove through)

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She tries dialing another area code in heavy traffic while changing gears with that "3 on the tree" shifter, it will not end well!

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"One more time from the top... row, row, row your boat..."

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Get it up to airspeed? Pedal fast, Abdul!

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"No M&Ms again? What a cheapo!"

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"Follow me! He'll never be able to track us like this!"

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Unknown to most people, giraffes lick boogers, too.

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When you carefully write down the combination... and forget where you hid it.

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T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring - especially the mouse!

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Mini chopper - 25ACP maybe?

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"Cupcakes in the bird feeder, w00t!"

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Drug sniffing turt finds 80 kilos of cocaine taped under a boat.

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Working at the motorcycle crash helmet testing place pays very well, but there are drawbacks...

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If you accidentally wash your wallet, don't dry currency in the microwave. (really!)

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The down side of staying in one of those ocean hotels - seals are creepers.

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Easy mountain climbing expedition for n00bs.

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I'm going with the .12 cal. for the first pic~ even those might be a little big, if the dollar bill is life size. Looks like a Squires-Bingham rimfire bolt on it.....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Some people need help getting their ducks in a row

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-45F in Novosibersk. Even sled dogs dress lik ethis

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"I told them if they licked the hot wire a wonderful thing would happen. Dummies did it!"

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The incoming prez & VP all decked out for the inauguration

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Creative gift wrapping

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"Get out of here, creeper!"

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"That's right - I'll take your trash out for free!"

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a sugar buzz today!"

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"Dang! I've got to quit setting goals at all you can eat buffets!"

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"In retrospect I should have swiped the ham."

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"Too cheap to put PB & J on these stale buns?"

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Early variety of soccer mom mini-van.

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Cat food thief caught in the act.

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"I can SO play flight of the bumblebee!"

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All set up for aerodynamic scooting

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Finish the pizza - win a T-shirt

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There! Got all my disco tunes on one reel!"

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"... Well she got her daddy's car and she cruised to the hamburger stand now.
Seems like she forgot all about the library like she told her old man now..."

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Worked hard all day - time for some suds.

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Smuggling your duck into the movies - the trick is getting it to keep its head down.

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"Hey, let me out! There's a full happy meal in that car, and it's unlocked!"

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"They really don't eat people, right?"

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"You could have taken a poop BEFORE you flew over our table!"

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"I'm bored with sardines - let's send out for pizza!"

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"Nooooooo!!"

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If you crank REALLY fast...

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"You can give me dirty looks all day - I called shotgun, and that's that."

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Mascot down at the nuke plant

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Attack hat

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"My plan's working, but the red ones taste a lot better."

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No worries - he's on squill patrol.

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Tea parties - squills love 'em.

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"Yeah, sometimes we sit right side up just to mess with people."

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Where bicycles go to die.

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Major oops or new fast food franchise?

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"Why? If I do it myself, I save a $50 + labor service call."

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"Got 'em all in one long dive - now I'm really puffin'!"

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"We're pals as long as she stays out of my cat food."

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"You hogged down all the birdseed AGAIN!"

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Belts are in the back seat for a reason.

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"Vegetarian - old Indian word for someone who can't hunt."

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More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

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Grandpa doesn't just sit around on his a$$ all day - he gets out and goes 4 wheeling!

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Turts like to see the sights

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Couch cushion fort - all day fun!

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Horse's ears aren't back because the guy is jumping, he thinks stuffing pant legs
into your boots looks retarded.

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"Birch juice with sugar"... oh, yeah - I gotta get me some of that. (or not)

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"...So the penguin says, you seals will hold our place on the beach for us, right?..."

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This guy gets invited to a lot of parades

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When you hike this trail, you'll really be puffin'.

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There you have it - don't toss those cardboard boxes!

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"Russian version of the Oreo"

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"You have to get out in the cold and go to work? Gee, that's too bad!"

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For sale - used dozer. It was running when I parked it.

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"Oh, come on - can't you share a couple?"

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Mockery & derision will hurt a cow's feelings.

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If you're going for escape velocity, you'll need a chin strap on your cap.

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"Bentley - then & now" I'm liking 'then' a lot!

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"...Is you is, or is you ain't my turt..."

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"Don't hit those curves so fast - I'm getting car sick!"

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i like the old bently better too

The furry insurance adjuster says it's time for a new roof.

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Happy as a turt in the pond.

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"You brave enough to get out of the car and say that to my face?"

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Ward, June and the Beave

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Looks like some of grandma's pals came over to hang around.

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Possums go bonkers for popcorn - especially if it has M&Ms in it.

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He never buys gas - just a bag o' flaming hot Cheetos and a large grape Fanta.

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"This chickadee disguise works great!" (it's really an owl)

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Another pic from the book of really, really bad ideas.

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"I kept pulling a hammy on the hamster wheel, so I'm going with free weights for a while."

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