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"Don't lick my car, moose - your tongue might stick to it!"

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Minion-mobile

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"Okay - you mices have had it now!"

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"Yes, you're a good boy, but I'm not petting you."

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Bacon wrapped Oreos? Heck, yeah!

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"Only one slice for me."

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Could hear my arteries hardening just looking at the pic of bacon wrapped Oreo's.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Helping clean up from baking a cake.

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"Only one this time - you always act like an a$$ if I let you have two."

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Big sale - time to load up!

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Sugar maple! YUM!"

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"You could still wear it to work - it's not chewed that bad."

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n00bs always get certain jobs - like cleaning the chipper.

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i had bad thoughts of fargo on that chipper one - dont think ill ever get that out of my mind nor ever look at a chipper the same again ,

that said they do a good job on stuff in the yard - i have one in the garage ,

Even turts are dressing warm this week.

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"HELLO!! Time to fill the feeder!"

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Mushrats love bobbing for apples

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"Man, by the time I finished digging that burrow, I was really puffin'!"

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Work of art cake for the Queen. Almost seems a shame to serve it.

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In the early days of bowling, poor bowlers got heckled a lot.

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When you pay through the nose for season tickets, you don't miss games. Especially on bobblehead day!

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Cow taxi - lean back and enjoy the sights; the ride will take a while.

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A steak worthy of the name!

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Piggies like tub toys

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"Hand out a sammich or your mirror is coming off!"

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Warm feet are happy feet. (her Mom TOLD her to wear socks!)

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Turts like to watch movies while they migrate.

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What occupation is shown here? Roofers!

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"Nooo! No more dried chilis in the bird feeder!"

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Couch cushion forts are more fun with lots of snacks!

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"Yeah, I'm old enough - now mind your own business!"

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Finally! Something to do with your soccer trading cards!

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V-dub rat rod

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Sloths need nap buddies, too.

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Any seal will tell you whales make great surf boards.

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Ace Ventura's dog

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"Widespread cold? Not here in Tahiti!"

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"Hey - got any floaties or a noodle?"

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It's a lot of work with your baby teeth

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Don't trust banks? Don't trust termites, either! (back story below)

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Top - "Aliens on Earth" Bottom - "People on Mars"

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"Fishing is fun, they said... it's a super stress reliever, they said..."

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Suitcase with mangled currency above...

A fellow in India didn't trust banks so he kept money in that suitcase. Had 500,000
Rupees saved up. Went to take a little out for some unforeseen expense... and discovered termites had their wicked way with his savings.

There's a place here you can send mangled currency and have as much of it replaced
as specialists can identify. No word if India has anything like that. SW

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dont like termites and now i have another reason to feel that way - ive got a reel that looks like that here somewhere , gonna get to it real soon , i think ,

"Bet'cha 5 bucks you can't open the door with out a crash!"

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Cup o' cheezebooger

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In Eastern Europe, people catching a ride like this are called "tram bunnies"

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"To heck with traditional hunting - I'm gonna stab something!"

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"Sure - I'll be glad to bring in a stool sample!"

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Back when there was more metal than plastic in cars, they could 'take a lickin' and keep on tickin'

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"Hurry up, turt! There's a hondo in it for you if I get there in time to catch my flight!"

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"We were having a great time scaring tourists until one of them pulled a gun."

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Shameless German false advertising

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"Not gonna finish that fish sammich? Toss it here!"

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Fishing near the nuke plant is never a good idea

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Soviet nuke war survival supplies - canned vodka (40% alcohol)

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they canned vodka ??? who knew ?????????????

"They hate me down at the all you can eat buffet place."

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"Psssst! Hey, kid - hand me out a couple cookies, 'k?"

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Grandma's "special hand sanitizer".

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She's making sure the kids will have ketchup for their canned hominy! (from a 1959 Del Monte ad)

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Nap buddies 4 ever!

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Those quartz-halogen headlights are pretty darn bright!

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"We're no in Kansas anymore, Toto!"

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"It's okay to scratch my ears - no stickers there."

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Build a snowman? Nah - be original and build a snow capybara!

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Out of the wind for their picnic!

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It's a good secret - never heard of it before

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It's actually a cake. "Bon appetite!"

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Where is this unside down engineered house. The curtains give it away.

No idea - pic wasn't captioned where I lifted it, but I'm willing to bet it's not in Kansas! And no flat witch with Ruby slippers under it! SW

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i think i saw it in architectural digest years ago but i no longer have my copy and i cant recall ,

seems there are eight of them around the world -
https://traveleering.com/top-upside-houses-planet/

this appears to be a ninth ..............

There are at least eight of these unside down houses across the world. This one is in Hartbeespoort, South Africa. They charge admission. I guess this is better than moving the tent when someone is inside asleep.