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Clean cows are happy cows!

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"Well, those guys sure are rude!"

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"Yep - I always wears headgear. I get a cauliflower ear, I just wouldn't look right!"

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Mice can't fly. Except this one.

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On the way home from a party.

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Stealing watermelons - even locked up they aren't safe.

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Pony tail - doggy style

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"If you wanna be in National Geographic, stand up straight. Posture is everything!"

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a bowl of dry Cheerios today!"

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The first clue mice have hacked your debit card.

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Ah, yes - speakers at the drive in. You had to be careful about putting them back in the cradle before leaving.

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Dessert pickle

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Looks like the weather girl got tagged for beating up the news guy again.

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"...We got to install microwave ovens - custom kitchen delivery... We got to move these refrigerators - we got to move these color TVs..." (Dire Straits song)

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Ambush in 3.... 2... 1...

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Can't open the jar? When you gotta have a pickle, you gotta have a pickle.

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"Jump on up here - these guys can get us really close to the food!"

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I always hate it when I find feathers in my fried chicken.

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"Hey! When I called in, I said, NO OLIVES on my pizza!"

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would be interesting to visit that light house

would be interesting to visit that light house

sorry for the double post - im hungry and pizza sounded good bout now

Try a sushi sammich? Thanks, but I'm trying to quit.

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Cost effective garden raiding prevention.

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An anti theft system that really works.

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One of life's ironies - you wouldn't do this after you had coffee.

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Style vs. comfort - I'm going with comfort!

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i wore one at the doctors today to get my stitches out but otherwise im not wearing those damn things - i would rather die

"Okay - I can play pop goes the weasel and jingle bells, but do you really expect me to play a Mozart symphony without thumbs?"

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"You brought enough sardines in mustard sauce for everybody this time, right?"

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Another one for you pickle lovers.

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"Oh, sure! Somebody pooped in the master bedroom ONE TIME and you wig out on us!"

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"If you guys were smart, you'd take off before the tick pecker birds show up!"

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The mother ship (literally) getting ready to launch.

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Cake-sicles? Heck, yeah!

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What sheep count to relieve insomnia.

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Underwater photography - you really shouldn't learn using your mom's camera. (No Nikons were harmed making this scene! )

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"You're too young to buy a pack o' smokes, but here's a piece of jerky."

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Camouflage test. Spot the bear - win a prize.

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"Hey! I ordered anchovies and extra olives - not chocolate chips!"

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It costs more, but if you're really in a hurry, call Uber flights.

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GPS is good for a lot of things... except figuring curve radius.

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"I caught a fish this big, and it didn't get away!"

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"No donuts? What kind of lame meeting is this??"

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Sorry, kid - stuffed mooses don't have boogers to find.

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King-fu Kops

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Turts say all nap buddies are good, but warm ones are best.

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Alligators and crocs don't get along well.

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You can also haul car loads with your truck!

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Driving under the influence of catnip.

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Safety first!

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I sometimes wonder where this stuff is mined...
and then I realize how much time I spent here already.
Some questions are best left un-answered.

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

The majority of what I post comes from eastern Europe - mostly Russia. None of those sites have an English page, but funpic.hu/en does. A lot of Hungarian funnies are a trifle too racy to include here, though.

I go with Russian pics since so much of what floats around N America is lifted from fake book. As always, I try to keep it G-rated. Lurkers have told me they share with kids, grand kids, church groups, etc & so forth. SW

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Nap time at squill-ville.

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Having BBQ supplies air dropped

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Yep - cats are creepers.

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When you only have a few minutes to make a sculptured birthday cake...

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Pickle ice cream? You can have mine, thank you very much.

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Don't yell at me! This is what I do for a living!"

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"Aha! They left the keys! I'll run down to the pier for a pizza and bring it right back!"

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I'd be careful where I pulled this cell phone!

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Tooth Fairy has a soft spot in her heart for possums.

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Ever wonder what's in the Queen's hand bag?

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Park like a dummy - pay the price!

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Another creative cake design.

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A very mobile mobility scooter.

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"Oh, sure - only tourist I see all week turns out to be a vegetarian."

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"I was hoping for a nice muscatel, but they only have port this week." (Tanker is filled with port wine)

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"OMG, look! My sister's really starting trouble on fake book again!"

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"Oops! It says 'mousse' - not mouse... my bad!"

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Flip flop thievery - the menace is real.

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"Are you afraid of the dark?"
"Not any more!"

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"Granny forgot her meds again... this ride will not end well!"

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"No worries, Bambi - we don't stinker our deer pals."

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Clean nukes are happy nukes!

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For the low carb diet - biscuits and gravy without biscuits.

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"They see me rollin', they hatin'." (Not many people feel the love for Crocs.)

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Grandma on the wildest ride in North America... probably better check for a pulse.

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"An extra ear I have - hear mice fart at ten paces I can!"

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SEALs - the cream of special forces.

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Don't bump bears too hard - they take it personally.

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"You can hold it for six more miles so just be quiet!"

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Tenderloins are the best part of a cake.

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"Can I do a cartwheel? Almost, but not quite."

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Grocery item for n00b cooks.

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"I just don't see how tick pecker birds can make a living - it's back to fishing for me!"

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Buy a skateboard - get to know your local ER staff.

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"Hey! If you don't get up here and run the brakes, we'll go shooting right past the pizza place again!"

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Must not be a stuffed crust.

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I'd say this computer's problems aren't related to bad wi-fi signal.

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"There! A good Instagram pic will get me invited to a lot more parties!"

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