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New Asian low carb trend - the baloney diet.

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When beavers go bad...

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How to never fall asleep in class again!

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Things that don't mix #364 - boom boxes and bikes.

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"See you soon, Baboon!"

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Monks work cheap, but they take a lot of smoke breaks

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im thinking the battry is not bug enough to give the proper charge , we need a lot more voltage to get their attention

Looks like squills think we're in for a rough winter.

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Spork fail

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The down side of wearing "pre-stressed" jeans.

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Leaving a prank for remodelers in the future.

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Green has no place on breakfast!

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Alternative to leaving a key under the mat. (sign sez, "if I'm gone, cat has the key")

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"Are my stuffies done yet?"

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When you're tired of spilling pop because you cram on the brakes too hard...

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Before entering a bulldogging competition, keep in mind the bulls don't like it.

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Duck gangs - the menace is real!

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"You really went cheap on the little marshmallows this time!"

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"Check it out! I won a major award!"

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"I wouldn't drink from there if I was you - my little brother is incontinent!"

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"Nope - I'm not a commie, but they sure have warm hats!"

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"Aaarrrr, Matey - be careful whose butt you try to sniff on my ship!"

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Interesting theory, but I doubt it would work well in practice.

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Cool homes have a secret room.

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Down at the Shao Lin temple, n00bs have to master the hokey-pokey before they can begin kung-fu training.

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"Of course it ain't cranking - you hooked it up wrong again!"

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"There was a clown down here, but we chased him away!"

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Dental floss - it's for everybody.

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Letting parrots watch the Three Stooges is a bad idea!

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Uber Eats hits the zoo, too!

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Time for an OCD intervention!

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When beavers get a dish and Netflix subscription you know it's gonna be a rough winter.

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Be careful about getting foreign language tats - this one really says, "toilet demon".

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Redneck custom camper.

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No question - pizza tenderloins are the best part.

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"You stick a finger in the frosting, I'll chop it off!!"

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Universal words of wisdom - always read the instruction manual.

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"I gots a good nap buddy, I can sleep anywhere!"

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It's not much for speed, but it can pull anything. Sideways!

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Traffic scam. Baboons lick your window at one light and try to clean it for pay at the next.

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Ladies - can't get your eyebrows to match? Mary Kay now offers a stencil kit!

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Army turt.

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Double greaseburger with meat. And bacon fries.

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Finally! A parking spot nobody can steal!

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"You're getting a fishwich, right?"

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When cutsey Instagram pics go bad.

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Good news/bad news... the rental plane isn't damaged too badly, but try not to look down.

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"Try not to look, chickens - that's one of your pals from yesterday in the skillet!"

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"I'm not sleepy right now, but I gots my nap buddy if I get that way."

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Classy gifts for the hard to buy person or boss at your work place: Louis Vuitton poot pillow or LV poot paper!

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A thoughtful farmer lives here.

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You can actually make decent money hauling less than cubic yard amounts of cement.

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If you have a good nap buddy, you'll never have bad dreams!

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Truth in advertising. Label sez, "4 cheese pizza". Yep! It's 4 all right!

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"I hate walk up apartments, but it's all I could afford in this neighborhood."

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"Get your tail out of my mug, squill, or you'll look awful goofy without it!"

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When dogs eat soap...

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Wabbits make great nap buddies!

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"You peed on my stuffies, you rat!"

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#6 is funny, even if it is a photo-shopped image.
We had a Beagle/Jack Russel mixed breed that got into some soap as a pup-
He scared the be-jabbers out of my mother with the foam dripping off his lips.
I think it was an Irish Spring or similar dense bar that he got into.
Vet said they have a sweet taste that appeals to some puppies...

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"For a pound o' walnuts, I'll play flight of the bumble bee for you!"

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Real men go fishing with a gun.

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Turt-ups are part of an effective fitness routine.

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Shao Lin squills know all the good kung-fu moves.

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Spoilers for hi-speed Croc-ing.

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"Don't push me too high, cat - I gets air sick easy."

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"I don't want you for a nap buddy - you hiss in your sleep too much!"

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"Why are you driving a Nissan when Beemer has a killer lease deal right now? (chickadees are very status conscious)

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"Snuff, snuff... Yep, he has trail mix. But not for long!"

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Sidesaddle side car

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They taste just fine, but you probably don't want to read your fortune.

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Legos - eastern Europe style.

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"Okay! Righty-tighty, lefty loosey… no, wait - is it the other way around?" (first day on the job)

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Last pic needs a new basin downspout or a repair sleeve. Better off replacing the downspout. I really hated that thin brass tubing. Toothpaste of all things, really corrodes it.

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It's a nice camper, but don't hit curves too hot when the tub's full.

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"I'm getting better at this - no scuffs on my bill at all this week!"

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Little known fact - voodoo was used in WW2 - and it worked!

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A good Halloween prank.

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"Hey, pal - I'll trade you this lobster for 5 tins o' sardines in mustard sauce, a fresh baguette and a bottle of Chablis."

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A proper sammich has more meat than bun.

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A clock used at the Ministry of Silly Walks

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Whomever did this won't be getting any more pizzas delivered!

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Banana, sardine and egg pizza? Sure! I'll take a generous slice of that!

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"Cook at 120 degrees."

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"That's some mighty tasty aftershave, bro!"

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one of my friends lovebirds killed its mate - i think even they have a limited tolerance for hen pecking , you can just take so much before you decide to end it ........and live happily ever after

"Sometimes I sits and thinks - sometimes I just sits."

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"There! If I don't dry well after swimming, my 'do just won't look right."

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Reel to reel would still be popular if it worked in cars.

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Out of towners always showing up early & taking your fave spot on the beach? There's a cure for that!

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Bib overalls - not everybody's cat can rock the look.

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i know a number of peoples cats that can

A friend had a kharman (sp?) reel to reel that was absolutely superb.
The big extended tape heads on it really did their job.
It's speeds precisely mimicked those of the masters that were used by Hendrix, Joplin, and countless other 60's groups.
Incidentally, this is how Memorex arrived at their ad strategy "Is it live, or is it Memorex?"

I don't think digital can hold a candle to some of those carefully made tapes.
Out of a 60 watt amp and some decent speakers, it was quite an experience, without the ear shattering volume that some un-informed types now think is so important...

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Doc Sharptail

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