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All ready for black Friday power shopping.

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Cracking down on moonshiners.

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"This isn't as much fun as it looks."

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Turts love a herb garden.

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Tired of your fave coffee cup disappearing?

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Pranking the cart wrangler kids.

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Cars crashed when drivers saw this zebra on the road in Estonia. (really)

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What it looks like when a hummingbird sez, "NEENER!"

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"I don't mind slipping on the ice that much except I always bite my tongue. Hard."

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"I win a lot of bets doing this."

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"Okay, pal - hand over the trail mix and jerky!"

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This dog pays big money for people to be tossing dummies. Which it can after a bitter - and very wealthy - old lady in Florida snubbed her family by making Gunther VI her sole heir. He lives in a Miami mansion and has no trouble getting people to toss the balls. (true story)

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Weekend special down at the Main St. diner - chicken/M&M pizza.

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Actual bird house.

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...swoop - *GRAB!* "And it didn't even put up a fight!"

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Wabbit relaxing after a hard week hopping.

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This is called biting off more than you can chew.

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Sucker punching was invented by kangaroos.

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When a duck prank turns into a duck dinner.

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Catching a turt uber across the pond.

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In Scotland, 20 squills is enough to get a nice pizza delivered.

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You thought dinosaurs became extinct from a huge meteor? There's a new theory...

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This school has a zero tolerance for cheating policy.

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One of these guys has a bright future ahead in management.

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That floral design in the anti-counterfeit strip in the 20 Pounds Sterling note looks suspiciously like a perfectly expanded Winchester .22 cal. Dyna-point out of a ballistic gel block....

A good match to the subject matter

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

"Halloween's over so I'll just set it on the step for sea cucumbers to eat."

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"Oh, sure - I nick some tea, and it's unsweetened!"

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Guess which owl ate a skunk and has really bad breath.

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You've read the fairy tales about bridges and trolls? It's still a thing.

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Romania has a zero tolerance policy about smuggling cabbages.

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Good thing toothpaste is white!

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Spoon for serious dieters.

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You think the pelican is just resting and... GRAB! There goes your phone.

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"Just like I thought - #5 cylinder isn't firing."

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First generation motor home.

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Be careful leaving a bowl o' nuts out like this. Squills will chew their way in if it takes all week.

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"I'm sorry you lost all that money, but you had to know internet gambling is a scam."

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Making grilled cheese in the toaster - lay it over on the side. Genius!

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Looks like the Baby Yoda Halloween costume was a fail.

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"Two hours and they haven't noticed - the entrance exam to be a duck must not be too difficult."

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Somebody's sled has a flat.

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Traditional style motor home.

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Bacon-wrapped Oreos - just the ticket for football snacks.

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Going deep for a nose goblin. (It's okay if you're wearing gloves.)

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Me back in the day when Mom tried to sneak onions into my food.

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#6:

Geez Liz. That bad it couldn't wait? (!)

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"No, we're good - it's way too hot in the cab."

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Hounds with floppy ears go for bomber hats.

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If you don't crumble up stale baguettes, squills will carry them off, and birds will get nothing.

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A Canadian scam, eh?

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If you can make a panoramic pic, this would be a worthwhile prank.

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To pass inspection, your bike needs a horn. Two is better!

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World's best burglar deterrent - a family of stinkers!

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"Renting my spare room to the duck is working a lot better than to a squill."

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Capybaras are so cool everybody wants to hang out with them.

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This much pollen makes even bees sneeze.

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Guppy with OCD about good breath.

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Bleak Friday shopping? I'll pass, thanks.

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"The chicken always wins, so we don't let it play anymore."

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Turkey day variation for seafood lovers.

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"Don't sass me, or I'll give you such a slap!"

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Be careful about borrowing church tables to hold all the dinner stuff - they're not that sturdy.

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"I'll be darned - it really works!"

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"No bacon? I'll have a hissy fit!"

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You actually don't need an armored car to transport money - just a driver really good at kung-fu.

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"I hate my life!"

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Fish bacon is a thing in eastern Europe.

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Here's one for you math majors - solve for cat!

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"Bonjour!"

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Turts go to the gym & get buffed up, too.

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Trolling for alligators - avoid the really big ones.

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"If I split firewood, I get sardines and canned food."

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"With all these speed bumps, it's hard to haul a$$."

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Another double dog dare gone wrong.

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Like to bake your own bread? Here's a challenge for you.

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Clean chickens are happy chickens... well, up to a point.

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"Dammit, Al - you forgot the mayo AGAIN??!"

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"If I'd known all they eat is grass, I wouldn't have bothered."

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Japanese are big on truck bling.

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Killer whales have a sense of humor and like to scare the pants off people.

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Deep fried Oreo donuts? I better have a dozen of those.

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On chilly days, fresh asphalt is a great place to take a break.

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Cows are cute when they're little - but after about 6 months, all they have going for them is flavor.

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Unlocking a door while holding a pie is harder than it looks.

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A whole family of piggies in a blankey.

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United Moving and storage - Laos

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"Dang, missed again. I hate being cross-eyed."

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Another idea for thanksgiving leftovers - turkey jello.

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"Hey! You've got a shovel to dig your own hole - this one is MINE!"

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Crazy rich people don't go to the C-store for gas - it comes to them.

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This prank is a little too mean.

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The pike are biting today - be very careful!

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"I know you're not tick pecker birds, but just eat any bugs you see on my hide."

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Guided go-kart tours are a thing in Asia.

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"Needs horseradish. Urchin is always better with that."

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'Cowmaflage'

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"Still not sure? Try waving your hat abound and yelling, yippie-ki-yay!"

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You got quire a workout using first generation vacuums.

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Scam packaging!

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You could go really fast, but I don't see how you could keep from getting burned.

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First generation car navigation device.

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"If you can get away, come around front and I'll teach you to balance a ball on your nose."

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"You forgot to tell them to leave onions off our order again!!"

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'The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
Ahhh…. not always.

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Back in the day outhouses made people tough!

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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a watermelon today!"

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"Lots o' good stuff in this one so I'll take it home!"

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"There! Now I won't fall off during the night again."

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"How many kids do I have to kiss today to get my bucket of fish?"

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"Once I got rid of the tarantulas, it's actually quite comfortable."

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"Whooo-eeee! The Force was really with that guy!"

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One of nature's mysteries solved: How do woodpeckers keep from having constant headaches or concussions? Easy. Their brain is in their butt!

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