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"I'll have Peeps when these eggs hatch!"

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"Never fall asleep at parties, kids - your so-called pals might give you a haircut!"

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Gnomes live here and bake cookies? No - it's an after hours squill club where things get pretty wild.

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"I like watching clouds - they look like jellyfish."

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"I'm tired of sardines - time to have Uber Eats bring tacos!"

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When you're changing apartments but can't afford a U Haul."

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"I just got comfortable in the hammock - would you bring my nap buddy?"

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"Some rat took a bite of my roll!"

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"Time for a diet - when I finally get up airspeed, I'm really puffin'!"

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Rare and elusive mullet monks.

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Most cookies don't last long enough for sculpture.

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Tour de Waterloo.

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Most would never admit it, but vegetarians do have regerts.

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They don't wag their tail, but pet snakes do enjoy playing fetch.

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"That went well! I'll get my cape and jump over you guys laying in a line now!" (Gupta Knievel practicing for a show)

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"But I called shotgun! How come the kid gets it?"

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Those steel wheels would be kinda noisy, but it's still a cool ride.

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"We didn't think this through... how we gonna get it down?"

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"No worries - I used super duct tape when I stacked the ladders."

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"Hold still - you got a tick!"

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"Hey, cat! You gonna finish that?"

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"Damn, lady - you've got a big ass!"

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Kamikaze bumper car!

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"Hello - Acme driving school? Do you offer a course in remedial drifting?"

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"Scoot over, wabbit!"
"I'm bigger than you - you scoot over!"

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"Buzz off, pal - this is my birthday loot, and I'm not sharing!"

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"Chex are okay, but I was hoping for Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch."

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You saw it here first, fashion fans - high heeled Crocs.

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Where squills can get a McWalnut with side of sunflower seeds.

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"Get out of here, bonehead! You don't photobomb somebody's dating profile pic!"

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"I need these to hold my cane when I do 'Puttin' on the Ritz'."

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"Chicks dig guys who can Riverdance!"

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When trees can multi-task...

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A duck wearing spats.
What next?
Spats look home knitted, and a darn good fit to boot!

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

He gets blisters on his feet when he riverdances without them. SW

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Steampunk turt.

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"I like the cone best - it doesn't give me brain freeze."

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Noodling - you're doing it right!

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Boating while intoxicated - it's an emerging problem on our streets!

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"That impala had been grazing in an onion field - YUCK!"

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"It's always well to score a nice fish, but I could sure go for an enchilada platter with a side of refried beans."

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"Dang! No Nutella again."

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Looks like somebody was interrupted at a bad moment.

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Bunion prevention shoes.

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"Okay, pal - you smacked me with a snowball when I wasn't looking so I'm returning the favor. And I put a rock in it!"

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"All clear, buff - no lions, leopards or safari hunters! Ticks? You're on your own with those."

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This jellyfish needs a tick pecker analog.

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"I'm holding one with my tail, too!"

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"I do a lot better at this if another monk isn't shaking the rope just to be a wiseguy."

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"That dog really wigged out when I nicked this so there must be something good about it... whatever that might be."

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This guy went over Niagra Falls in this death trap and actually survived. Spent 6 months in the hospital afterward but pretty much recovered. Ironically, he died from slipping on an orange peel a few years later. (Bobby Leach if you care to look up the story)

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"Stop! I surrendered already!" (body armor test)

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Where shopping carts go to die.

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Little hippos are notorious ankle biters.

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With current fuel issues, the gov't is experimenting with steam propulsion.

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Crocs for dogs - doesn't look like the dog likes them either.

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For when your turk doesn't turn out tender.

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R/C gator head - great lake prank.

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"Dang - I'm gonna need a doggie bag for this!"

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"I REALLY need to sneeze, but I'd lose too much altitude."

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If you see somebody doing a blood sugar level finger stick, and it's green - run away! It's a Reptilian!!

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"Sorry, spidey, but the tree's coming down."

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"It's not the best location, but at least creeper squills aren't peeking in my door all the time."

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Wannabe dare devils of the world now have a new hero.

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Some people think a vigorous break is the best way to start a game of pool.

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That first frame is what I like to call a photograph!

A Blue Heron with a Muskie!
Wonder where it was taken...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Ain't no Half-Way" -S.R.V.

"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Hard to say - it was in a wildlife photoset. The backlit beaver was from a set of award winning wildlife pics. SW

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hope that blue heron doesnt mind a lot of little bones - funny thing is the one that generally fishes the rocks in my back yard swallows them whole - that would be fun to see - a lot of fish to swallow whole ,

"It's hard to admit, but I do need floaties in the deep end of the pool."

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"So, Jabba - how much if we bring in Solo and the Wookie at the same time?"

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Barbie's bass boat.

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They really do like the fruit.

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Cheeto sculpture.

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Grandma makes healthy cookies that have a lot of fiber.

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i get a firm break on the first poool shot but using a 3006 is a bit much

Using a makeup stencil kit - you're doing it wrong.

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Your knitting yarn keeps disappearing? Mystery solved!

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Domestic disturbance in progress.

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There used to be a no swimming sign at this pool... nobody will confess what happened to it.

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"Mom's an angry bird, but I'm not!"

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What's so funny about Peace Love and Understanding?

let's see if this works,, hopefully it is now resized to fit

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What's so funny about Peace Love and Understanding?

Is that some kind of ground nesting nightjar. I cannot remember exactly what it is. The pic with the baby bird.