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By way of a large bribe, Blackie was finally able to raid Mouse Island.

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Looks like the ducks are displeased you didn't bring them croutons again.

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"There! Got my beard going - now to find a red hat so I can be Santa Squill!"

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His uncle has a salvage yard, and he needed a project for auto body class.

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"Okay, your soup's not too bad - maybe add a dash of powdered ghost pepper to rev it up a little."

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Reese's Peanutbutter Cup cake? Yes, please!"

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"I'll fill you up for free if you wail right out into traffic at full throttle."

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Quick fix for scooting during the monsoon season.

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"It's not as bad as it looks - he'll let you by if you give him C-store snacks."

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"Yes, I'm a good seal. So give me a fish already!"

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"Ha! You losers both missed me again!"

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Locking yourself out of your armored car... a genuine dilemma!

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"Hey, you about done with the blow dryer? If I don't fluff my 'do soon, it just won't look right!"

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"We'll each take a nice fish head with a side of guts... and don't try to slip a starfish in the order again!"

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"You're using the shampoo that won't sting my eyes, right?"

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From the 'people will collect anything' files - largest collection of lighters in the world!

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Rat rod.

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"Got any wood you want chucked?"

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"I know where there's a nice, tasty-looking octopus. I'd trade it to you for a box of zebra cakes!"

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"Dang! That frog slipped right through my fingers!"

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"No, I'm not snooping - I legit vacuum the front yard occasionally."

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"You'll just get dirty and the pig likes it."

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When scooters are outlawed, only outlaws will have scooters.

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"Here's a magic trick for you, crow - I'm turning YOUR roadkill wabbit into MY roadkill wabbit!"

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"You didn't carry the 2. Can't you multiply without a calculator?"

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"Hang on tight until he grabs Kermit, guys - then we can make our break!"

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"Training wheels, and you call yourself a biker?"

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"Sorry, pal - you can't bring your own snacks into the theater!"

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When you want guests to think you grilled the burgers instead of microwaving them.

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"Oh, he's a lot of fun on dates - now if he'd just trim his toenails..."

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"No, seriously, lady - how in the world did you do that?"

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yup - im asking "how did you do this?"

but someone has a well organized garage - i need lessons and a lot bigger garage to have that neat and orderly ............it aint happinin in my world

All the streets and roads are closed but at least we can take the trash out now."

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Horseradish mayo is a real eye opener - especially when it has 'real' horseradish!

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Camels go bonkers for a trip to the trampoline park.

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Another place where you don't want to trust the valet parking guys.

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"It's not so bad having really big feet except nobody makes dancing pumps my size."

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Most mosquitos view Off as a condiment.

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Always be sure your motorcycle brakes work because foot braking doesn't.

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When you suspect your cat's a stoner...

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It legit works!

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"Mom! Petey's digging in the yard again!!"

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-39 is not a good time to have a diesel car.

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"Hawking was on the right track with black holes, but he overlooked something..."

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All in 1 sammich.

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"Oh, sure - you just HAD to put my dinner on the deck!"

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Flying squills like to pretend they're super heroes... or vampires.

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"No, lady you have to pay me BEFORE you take pics!"

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Portable party entertainment back in the day.

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Some people say there's no such thing as overkill when it comes to spideys.

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What a way to treat a 'Blad.

Looks like a 500 CM from here.
She's probably out at least the waist level finder.
With luck, the 80mm Planar it's wearing survived...

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

Should have used a heavy tripod... oh, well - next time. SW

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Cows like to hear 'The green, green grass of home'. 'Hungry like the wolf'... not so much.

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Pencils aren't that big - it's to sharpen your sidewalk chalk.

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"Let's go get paid and beat it before they discover the real masons went fishing."

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"While you're down at the C-store, grab me two cartons of smokes!"

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"Beam me up, Scotty - there's no sign of intelligent life here!"

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"So... want to do one more round of rock/paper/scissors for double or nothing?"

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When a cockatoo has a drink or two.

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"I go to za gym and pump za iron so I look like Ahnold!" (spoken with an Austrian accent)

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Mrs Potato Head's new look.

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I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a sardine today!"

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The family that loots together has hoots together.

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Noodling catfish - there are certain hazards...

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Bumble bunny

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Can you go a little faster? I don't want to miss my connecting flight!"

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"No - it wasn't the dog that tipped the trash over!"

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"See Spot run. Run, Spot run."
"Spot needed to set better goals."

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"I'd trade you this nice starfish for a bag of flaming hot Cheetos!":

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"Okay... photoshop on a spider monk head and tail - touch that up with a little makeup and watch guys blow up my dating site account!"

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KFC - Kenya Fried Chicken... in about 3 hours.

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They went kinda heavy with the veggies, but I'm still in!

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New prosthesis - it's a good plan to put it up at night where your dog can't use it for a chew toy.

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Robo food delivery - still a few bugs to be worked out.

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"It was expensive and took all morning to do, but I really like my new wabbit 'fro!"

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Not much on Russian sites right now - I think a lot of people there have been drafted.

"You weren't done making that? Oops! My bad!"

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Pitty Scooters - it's a pity they're no longer made.

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There's no wi-fi so in some circles this is technically roughing it.

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Duck Bill and Duck Bob.

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"No! Don't eat Gladys just because she stole your fish - we're seagulls and can't help doing that sort of thing!"

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"The chicken wants to know if you've old popcorn you're planning to toss... me, too!"

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"You can let us off by those lily pads, and we'll pay you then."

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The Force was with this guy!

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"The fish still aren't biting - time for a break!"

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When you want a pack of smokes so bad you get pennies from the car ashtray.

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Cooking tip for people who like a really rare steak.

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Back in the day little brother was the TV remote.

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Working at the water buffalo wash - easiest job ever!

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"No - I can't balance a ball on my nose, but I'm a great nap buddy!"

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"When you discover that odd sound was sea gulls giggling.

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"No - I didn't bring donuts. Stop complaining so we can get on with the meeting!"

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Check engine light, out of sight - out of mind.

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