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"If you want to catch big fish you need to use big lures. Shiny ones are best!"

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"Nah - I'm not skurred. He eats all the dog food next door and goes home."

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"No... those aren't me. Try to find a pair with a lot of bling."

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Scooters - you either love 'em or you don't.

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Work smart - not hard... you're doing it right!

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A nest of rare and elusive mullet birds.

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That's actually a very handsome and suave duck.

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Looks like he fell off - and on - his a$$.

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Acme Scooter Towing LLC - on the job!

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What dentists see.

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Licking a jellyfish just to get your mug on TikTok? Sure, give it a shot. What could go wrong?

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"Did the tick pecker birds say when they'll be back from vacation? I'm itching like crazy!"

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Frogs and mice can be friends, right? Maybe with the right condiments.

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"This burger is starting to smell like foot - we should probably toss it."

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"So what did they do to the horrible little girl when they caught her?"

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It has a suicide clutch? It has a suicide everything!

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These are expensive, but you can mow the yard in just a minute or two.

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"Tell me about traffic lights again... red is always on top?"

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"I need a face shield, or I'll scuff my bill when I crash the skateboard."

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"Okay - how's the picture now?"

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Well, that's a trifle rude!"

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Possums like nap buddies, too.

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"Yeah, but they're actually way comfortable."

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Somebody is about to be doing a lot of pushups and scrubbing a lot of toilets!

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Yep - it's actually a cake.

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For some reason it's hard to get good medical coverage if you rodeo.

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"To subdue a dragon, you bite 'em on the butthole. HARD"

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Life is better with a nap buddy.

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Getting ready for the county fair.

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"Hmph! Stoopid bluejays cleaned out all the sunflower seeds again."

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Ordering extra hot Thai food to impress your date can come back to bite you in the butt!

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Olive overload

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I bet you didn't know the Fender guitar company also makes bicycles.

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There *is* a way to keep kids from dashing out into traffic. Actually, it's a speed trap decoy - you're supposed to drive no faster than x when kids are present.

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No - the dogs aren't being rude - they've had peanut butter stuck to their palates.

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i think santa is looking for an elf

Better detail of the Radio Bike. I'm not sure why it needs a key.

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"Found enough change under the cushions for a pack o' smokes down at the C-store. Now if I could just find the TV remote."

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"It's fun to fly like this, but I need 3 or 4 visits to the chiropractor afterward."

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The down side of being Amish - you can't have a radio to listen for weather advisories.

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Next step up from a scooter. Your first "hog"!

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"Wow! Walking black buttholes! I bet they really stink! Hee hee hee!" (Squills live to start trouble!"

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"Hey! Can't you wait to do your business until I've showered??"

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Traffic jambs - great place to get up a game of 10 point pitch.

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Newspaper sun hats - there are even vids for making newspaper underwear!

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Okay, die hard golfers - now what?

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Musical chairs - don't be a cheater!

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"Set traps for me? No! I'm part of the quality assurance team! I'm legit!"

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"I have a great idea for supper! Pixie Stix sammiches!"

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cant disagree with the rat in this case - there is something to be said for cleanliness

"Hey, I just want to know where the hot dog stand is - you don't have to get all crabby on me!"

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"Yeah - you're getting a double chin - time to diet!"

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"I got the mouse - you can roll the window down now."

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"Trying to put the sneak on me, eh? Well, it ain't a-gonna work!"

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Turt hitchhiking on a jellyfish - that will also be dinner.

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Seals are basically lazy and hitchhike every chance they get.

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Ape hangers - there's a point of diminishing returns.

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Ceramic gifts for the goth person in your life.

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Buy expensive hair straightener? Nah. Set Mom's iron on low and do the deal. (a gf from HS did that a lot)

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Adding an element of challenge to prairie dog hunting.

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Seat belts and helmets? Bah! Only if you're a weenie.

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Making pickles - you'll need a lot more shampoo.

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Finally found the right 223 load.

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Beer and floor cleaner the same color? This might not end well.

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Spinning class... you're doing it wrong.

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"Looks like a lot of fun, but I'm skurred of heights."

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How I'd prepare sushi - fried!

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Going camping in this rig? Maybe if you're not over 5' tall.

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i would eat your sushi - only way tho

i like that camper but im too tall , guess i need to keep lookin

"And over here we'll paint a happy little mouse... who won't be happy much longer - it's about lunch time."

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"If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd make him shave his butt and walk backward! Hee, hee hee!" (squills love to be annoying)

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"No pop tarts? Well, a banana will have to do, I guess."

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"Meh. It's not the worst nap buddy I've ever had."

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Tight turns might be a problem with this.

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This guy's village is missing an idiot.

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"Oh, boy! Dragonflies are my fave!"

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Best anti theft device ever!

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Squills are notorious pickpockets

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"You could use this to scratch my back... pleeeeeze?"

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Sheep - not the sharpest animal. (caption sez, "I see your problem")

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"Houston, we're having trouble with re-entry into the atmosphere."

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Got this one privately from another long time lurker.

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The good news - you don't have to struggle with push mowers now.
The not so good news - now you have to fill with water, stoke it with coal and dispose of ashes... then clean the boiler...

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This family finally got startup capital for their camera cleaning business.

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When train dispatchers fall asleep on the job. (I've been in this situation)

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She buys hair spray in 50 gallon pressurized tanks.

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In the days before tow trucks there was only block & tackle - and horses.

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This is fun until the game falls over and you have a pile of bunny berries to clean up.

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"Oh Yeah!.....All Right!" -Paul Simon

As usual where I cruise for pics, there was no caption. It was among other "amusing photos of life." From clues seen, I'd guess it's somewhere in Indonesia.

"No Nikons were harmed in making this improbable pic". SW

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