Yesterday's Weapons Forums

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks.
I'd
really rather have a job." Is there anything for me?

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent! We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter."

Continuing, the social worker says, "You'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, but he'll furnish all the gas and will supply all of your
clothes.
Due to the long hours, meals will also be provided. You'll be expected
to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a furnished two-bedroom apartment
above
the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're -in' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it.

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....Naj puška govori!....
.............deplorable typical "bitter clinger"....

I want that job

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"The great object is, that every man be armed."
- Patrick Henry

"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the people's liberty teeth ...... firearms everywhere restrains evil interference. When firearms go, all goes..."
GEORGE WASHINGTON

That job actually only pays $15000 a year.

Rad

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AMA Life Member
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But man-o-man, the fringe benefits