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"We need a new place to graze - there's just too many ticks here!"

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R2-D2 and Darth Vader relaxing after filming all day. (really!)

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"Yeah - it's a Beemer, but that doesn't make it easier to pull"

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"Your aunt turns away with the camera, I'm about to slap you a LICK!"

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Modern day cowboys put locator beacons on their cattle.

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at the price of beef id put locator beacons on the stuff in my freezer these day ,

"With this fill up I get 5 free out of date salads!"

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Noodling for catfish - noodled a turt instead.

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"Shut up about Kermit! If he's so great, why is his gf a pig?"

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"I'm a trash panda - how did you expect my room would look?"

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Whoever was in charge of feeding the Loch Ness monster kinda fell down on the job.

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There's more than one way to win a match.

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Building blocks - kids love 'em.

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n00bs really should wear a helmet.

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"Candy-gram!"

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Way cool order in food!

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"Ain't no shoplifting on my watch!"

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Old time cops are all armed with the old broomhandle Mauser pistols.
Wonder what was up here....

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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The caption indicated Moscow city police had tracked down a fugitive. Must have been a real deal baddie! SW

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That's a relief!

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"Hi, Mom!"

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Isn't there something about the devil and Prada?

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Die-hard garage sale junkie. (neat Willys, too!)

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"Hey! He won't let me swim in his water dish!"

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at least that dog has some self respect about where he puts his lips - more than i can say of some humans

Cool scooter gang guys ride "choppers"

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Must be a rat rod.

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Wicker duck truck

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Russian humor... or irony
Top: "It takes 5 years of study to be a lawyer."
Bottom: Do it two times and you're a barista"

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"I bought two tickets to the ocean."
"Wow! I'm very happy"

"She thought I was taking her."
Dog: "LOL"

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"Darn coffee maker's taking forever - probably time to buy a new one."

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Pearl diving - you're doing it right.

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Standing watch - in comfort.

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Looks like she figured out who ate all the cookies.

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Since I brought you breakfast, you'll open the new peanutbutter jar for me, right?"

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like to have the perals but dont want to deal with the ocean critters to get them ,,,,,,,,,just me

It's extremely hard to find, but beaver poop will really make your garden take off.

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"Quit scoffing - I got this!"

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But KFC isn't all that great.

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"You can't stay up there forever, cat!"

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Think you've got the worst job in the world? Think again!

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The Big Bopper

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"So is it too much trouble for you to bring me the menthols I wanted?"

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This is why you shouldn't wander off from Mom in the store!

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Spray paint sez, "Thanks for the music at 2AM!" Must have a bunch of big speakers in there.

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Alligators like to have their ears scratched... if you can find them.

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I bet you thought your fave cooking show host was super organized.

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Looks like the new neighbor's a creeper!

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"Over the center line 3 times in a kilometer - get out for sobriety tests, sir!"

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"Aaaaahhhhhh! I just had the carpet cleaned, you bone head!"

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To play on the monkey bars, you need to be 6 years old... or a monkey.

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that creepy neighbor goes beyond being a creep - he should be considered a stalker or more to the point and armed and dangerous one - shoot on sight

"That's right sir, I'm the duck food monitor. Hand me the bag of croutons and I'll make sure they're evenly distributed among the ducks." (hee hee hee)

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"Darn trash pandas cleaned this one out already."

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"There! If I can keep squills away, this should last me until April!"

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In the days before electronic games.

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"Who licked frosting off all the cupcakes? No idea!"

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why would you crawl int the jungle gym ? its too tight to start with , then once in your body mass was obviously an impediment , what makes you think that your not a permanent attraction till the smell makes you a detraction ?

Sucker punch - monks fall for 'em every time.

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Phillips Morris used to be in the toy biz.

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"Octopus sammich" (25 Rubles = less than a dollar)

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"You've got a BAD case of ear mites! Hold still and I'll fix it for you!"

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Hammers are handy things to have on your toolbelt.

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Phillip Morris was bad.
Same thing's happening with Seagram's-
They are aiming their vodka cooler ads at under-age teens.

Looks like a bit of female "ingenuity" at work with the "hammer drill"

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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i have a hammer drill - never thought to apply an actual hammer , but who knows ? maybe they hit something hard ...might want to reconsider that screw length ? could be a water pipe or worse yet a gas pipe ?