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"Lay off the horn, fool or I'll give your car such a dent!"

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"If it has ear holes, I'd wear any of them... well, except for the leopard print. Leopard print just isn't me,"

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This is a great idea! Seems like every time I work on something, I find myself wanting to smack it a lick.

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"Swiping fruit, eh? Not on my watch!"

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Not actually an angry bird but still not very darn happy.

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"What do you mean you can't sell me a pack o' smokes? I'm old enough in deer years!"

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thats gonna leave a mark on her A$$ , id be a lot more gentile i think , but then she hung it out there , what a dog to do when presented with the opportunity ?

"There! That'll cover my bad haircut!"

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Wile E. Coyote's retirement fund really took off when he went in cahoots with a major auto body shop.

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Spot the real dog - win a prize

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"Unfortunately, I think that *is* your fave gf in the skillet."

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Serving cat at your luau? Be sure to wrap well in banana leaves.

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ill do the luau but i aint eatin that cat - lord knows where its been

Yep! Turts sing opera, too.

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Snail moms let the kids play with sharp objects but no running with salt shakers.

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"I didn't think this through - I should have nicked one that was already lit."

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"Don't do it, cow! You poop in the pool, you are SO going to the packing plant!"

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Looks like grandma was too cheep to rent a real surf board.

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"I'm not supposed to eat the flowers? But that's the tasty part!"

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Nobody to watch the kids while you plow your garden? Take 'em along.

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The all star wrestling move, 'flying elbow drop' only works of you have elbows.

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This guy has a PhD in particle physics? I'm kinda doubting it.

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Pizza pie? Nope - pizza cake! Heck, yeah!

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With all that thick wool, tick pecker birds don't do well on sheep.

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It's a good idea to have pop tarts at the petting zoo.

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Thoughtful store managers always put out a box of Grunfrutters.

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They're right, but cats love to argue.

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Explodey cigars - always good for a chuckle

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To nobody's surprise, the Tour de Farm ride was an epic fail.

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V-dub cramper

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"You about done with the charger? My battery light is flashing red!"

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"I'm saying cheese - hurry up and take the shot!"

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"This is what the good part looks like. If you'd get me a couple pounds without the shell, that would be great!"

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"Me??? YOU were supposed to set the parking brake!!"

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"We're about to meet some phone company guys, and they will not be happy."

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Cops were so busy at a demonstration they didn't notice the lady bootlegging a case o' smokes.

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There's a reason insurance on Ferraris is so expensive.

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New novelty makeup kit from Mary Kay - the "Baboon's Butt". Sure to be a big seller this Halloween.

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"The mouse got away, but I caught a big dust bunny under your bed!"

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Can't make up my mind if that last one is a cat,
or a yappy little dog...

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Doc Sharptail

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Retirement party shoes.

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"So the penguin says, I'll have the usual for me and a sardine martini for my pal the seal... hold the olives"

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Walking the turt - even if the turt doesn't want to go.

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When playing King of the hill, wear a helmet!

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"Cut me a big wedgie without too many holes, 'k?"

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i dont mind the holes - love fresh cheese

that animal appears to be a dog but ill agree with doc , i cant tell either

im not kissin with that makeup , disgusting - even for halloween

"We have time to raid these trash cans, you said... we will catch the last bus no problem, you said..."

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"Too full to finish that happy meal? No worries - toss it right in!"

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Tips for doing motorcycle tricks: 1) practice a lot 2) carry bandages and first aid cream.

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Math problem: if 10% of people pee in the water, are you going swimming here?

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"Oh, come on - just one little honk?"

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Steel toed safety Crocs for the workplace

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Tick pecker birds like nap buddies, too.

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Cutting edge bike from back in the day. (I'm wondering if the radio was a tube type.)

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Turt selfie

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Neighbor's cows tearing up your garden? Time to build a trebuchet!

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I'd say it needs a bigger gas tank. Padded seat would be nice, too!

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Finally! A camper with enough room to swing a cat!"

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The bike radio was likely transistorized.
Looks kinda small for tubes.
Transistors have been around for a while- since the late 40's.
Solid state transistors came along about '62 or so, and teenagers never looked back

Regards,

Doc Sharptail

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I worked on ranches during the summer in HS - mostly putting up hay. Bought a pocket size transistor radio & went through batteries (9v I think) listening to tunes while I worked. If I held it above my head turned the right way, it didn't do too bad. SW

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i like the camper but dont see A/C ,

tractor seat and a bigger gas tank - if the wheels stay on it ,

flying cows - a twister is in the area , must be oklahoma ,

that bike could never hold a station on our journeys would have to be for the beer breaks - or whatever kids do now

That bike had a Sturmey/Archer 3 speed hub, which actually made for a decent, fast bike, once you got it up there. Heckuva lot more reliable than the slipping derailleurs that are common place now.

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Doc Sharptail

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Tow truck - 500 Rubles. Taxi ride home - 50 Rubles. Mockery & derision for driving like a dummy - no charge.

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Cats do like to play in boxes.

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"That little girl is messing up the beds after I made them just right!"
"And she spilled porridge all over, too!"

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Fruit bats grow on trees? Well, technically, yes they do.

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"Yuck! Stoopid tourist kids filled that pop tart with plug tobacco!"

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Just because you don't see bears doesn't mean they don't see you... and your fried chicken.

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"I *told* you 5/8 was too big. Now do you want the half inch open end?"

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"Okay - which one of you wise guys took my loofah?"

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All the food groups in one group.

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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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Now that took talent!

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