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"Now if I can grab a mouse, I'll have a real surf & turf dinner!"

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"Okay, landing checklist... flaps down - throttle back - aim for a certain spot - try not to bust my a$$ and look like a dummy in front of everybody again."

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Houseboat - 1910 style.

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"It's full of eggs and I remembered tartar sauce this time! Life is good."

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I've been invited to a slumber party - of course I'm wearing jams!"

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"I'm not old enough to buy smokes? Dang. Well, I guess I'll still take gum for the kids."

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"Nope - picture's still bad. Try moving the dish a little to the left this time."

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Steampunk spidey - actually pretty creative.

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Time for a face shield on that helmet!

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Newlywed guys always get the best homemade lunch.

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Looks like somebody had C-store sushi again.

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"Ha! You're no cobra!"
"Oh yeah? Well, you're no mongoose, either!"

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"Sorry, buddy - you're too little to help pull the wagon." (epic butt hurt)

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No time to get a real tan? Hit a vending machine and get all brown... or maybe orange.

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Disc brakes a la' Fred Flintstone.

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Translation: Hippos are quite messy - caution!

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Making spaghetti flambe' - step one.

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i did not know spaghettis would burn - now i do , ill be more careful should i ever make it in the future

that fred flintstone moment could loose you a foot i think

Putting dogs in the trunk is okay if you have a hatch for them to look out.

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"I'm cool - he drools!"

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"I left some walnuts in there last winter - could you pass me out a couple?"

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"Poot cookies"

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Wild honey for sale, and judging by how swollen his mug is,
I'd say it's pretty fresh.

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"I'm waiting to see the coyote have a really bad wreck or fall while chasing the roadrunner."

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Well, that's gonna void the warranty!

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Golf - not everybody likes it.

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There's a reason tick peckers always ride on the rhino's back.

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"I know where there's a BIG catfish. I'll noodle it? Nope - gonna whack it with this log!"

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"Move it or lose it, sister!"

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"It's okay, pal - just a couple more days."

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"Bridges? We don' need no steenkin' bridges!"

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"I get this many every day, I get the expensive canned cat food, right?"

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The irony: The bridge is the May Avenue bridge, Oklahoma City that was hit in May 19, 2016.

I would hate to be the driver of the rig carrying the rental boom lift. Sunbelt Rentals

Yep. His insurance company probably had a strongly worded message for him after that.

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Got 2 via email from a lurker who doesn't want to register. (I don't know anything about guns) SW


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Marty Robbins.
Got the album and also Johnny Horton's


Both died rather young. Robbins at 57 from heart attack and Horton from a headon at 35. Both are some of my favorites.

mine too - also well worth remembering marty robins , there are three versions of el passo here

https://forums.sassnet.com/index.php?/t ... l-3-parts/

"...Got 2 via email from a lurker who doesn't want to register. (I don't know anything about guns) SW..."
wish some lurkers would sign in and contribute to the various gun forums , we have seemed to have lost that here , there was a time when they were very active ,

When photography assistants go on strike... "You shoot me a seal, I'll think about returning your most expensive camera!"

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Calvin & Hobbes is always good for a smile.

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Being courteous and getting dressed in the dark doesn't always work out for some people.

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If you heckle the bulls, you need to be nimble.

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Dogs sniff butts - hippos take it to the next level.

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Some squills don't hoard nuts for the winter, but they know which ones do.

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Driving habits in Russia begin at amusement parks.

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This Romanian farmer cashes in on vampire-phobia.

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Wabbits have a natural tenor voice and like to sing opera when nobody's looking.

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Fred Flintstone's scooter

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Saving money from siding guys doing the job - have 911 on speed dial.

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Thoughtful farmers buy snacks for their calves down at the tractor supply store.

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"Oh, quit wailing, kid - it's my turn!"

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Easy money.

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Playing strange games? No - junior purse grabbers Paris, 1962.

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Russian humor:
"I'm getting married tomorrow - you'll be there?"
"I don't know - will you?"

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"It's not what you think! One of my pals put it there to prank me! REALLY!"

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"There goes the farmer out to feed his chickens - boy, is he in for a surprise!"
"Hee hee hee!"

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I don't know what this buffet costs, but I'm in!

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Darn kids left the gate open again!

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For you classic art fans, Van Gogh jewelry is now available.

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Handicap parking spot for clown cars.

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Kitchen accessory for old school cooks.

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Keeping door to door solicitors away Australian style.

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Going home after a fun day at the range.

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that would be a fun range day

Play stupid games - win stupid prizes.

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"As long as you've got the bag open, I'll take 4 of those Cheetos."

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"Make sure you didn't accidentally hit the kill switch and give it more choke!"

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"In my day girls didn't just blow butt when standing close to others!"

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Sally, you've got to stop riding the brakes - these won't last much longer!"'

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an up and coming mechanic , bet she wont look at him in high school ? she would be foolish tho

"You really shouldn't monkey around with that!"

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All loaded up & ready for bad guys!

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"Dang!"

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All tired from patrolling the back yard.

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Amusement parks - you're doing it wrong.

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